WARNING: This Is A "Make Money Online" Parody Website
Make Money Schemes, OK? Fair Enough...You Have been Warned!
I’m not going to lose my time writing a sugar-coated fluffy sales page... It’s not my style and I've got better things to do so I'll keep it short and cut through the BS. Making Money Online is available to everyone...You just need to know how to get it but like anything in life, you get what you put in or guess what, I'm a lazy scamp and the mere thought of having to work at it turns my stomach.
No need to work myself dizzy trying to create, sell or promote legitimate money making programs to help you get started online, make money the very first day and escape the 9 to 5 grind when I can "bend the rules" and do nothing more than take your money.
I don't flaunt online success to brag, but rather to show you what can be achieved with a shrewd mind and crafty Money Making Schemes, programmed to manipulate thousands of hopeless people (who just don't seem to not know any better) into whipping out their credit cards and sending me obscene amounts of cash on a regular basis.
Still reading? I thought so...and it seems that you are even more frustrated than I could have ever guessed!
Let me get something straight, If you're thinking about making money online, you need to be prepared to swim with sharks. It's a cutthroat world out there and many twisted people like me call it home. Be that as it may, you could always locate a couple of ethical marketers that actually run legitimate programs and play by the rules.
I’m not going to lose my time writing a sugar-coated fluffy sales page... It’s not my style and I've got better things to do so I'll keep it short and cut through the BS. Making Money Online is available to everyone...You just need to know how to get it but like anything in life, you get what you put in or guess what, I'm a lazy scamp and the mere thought of having to work at it turns my stomach.
No need to work myself dizzy trying to create, sell or promote legitimate money making programs to help you get started online, make money the very first day and escape the 9 to 5 grind when I can "bend the rules" and do nothing more than take your money.
I don't flaunt online success to brag, but rather to show you what can be achieved with a shrewd mind and crafty Money Making Schemes, programmed to manipulate thousands of hopeless people (who just don't seem to not know any better) into whipping out their credit cards and sending me obscene amounts of cash on a regular basis.
Still reading? I thought so...and it seems that you are even more frustrated than I could have ever guessed!
Let me get something straight, If you're thinking about making money online, you need to be prepared to swim with sharks. It's a cutthroat world out there and many twisted people like me call it home. Be that as it may, you could always locate a couple of ethical marketers that actually run legitimate programs and play by the rules.
